Gluttony

So I guess you must be wondering. What the hell happened last night? I said I wouldn't drink. Then we disappear all night. First we didn't drink. Just ate a lot of junk. Like Hershey's and Maccies. Not role model stuff I know. Just gluttony. Shame on us

At least we know it's part of heaven's plan. We saw a sign. Swung by a pitstop before midnight. Checked the verse later and saw this pic

Two folks at a pitstop. Says we follow the Spirit. Proof the Spirit led us there and we weren't just there of our own accord. The Spirit led us to sin? Yeah kinda. Not that it wants us to fall to sin like the devil. Just so we learn there's a better way. Heaven made me get drunk so I'd swear not to drink. This is the next phase in heaven's plan

It was like a hangover cure for me. You go out all night boozing. The cure is all night snacks. I didn't think it was sin at first. But realised in the morn. I can't just give up drink and be a glutton. If you guys make me your role model I gotta be worthy

So here's my new vow. No more unhealthy Hershey's no more. Except on weekends and holidays. No more dating except my fiancées. No more love except to make babies and no more getting drunk. Just tipsy at weddings. Who's with me?